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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
I HATE BLOGGING

HOHOHO
YES
I HATE BLOGGING

IT SUCKS

IT WASTES TIME

I HATE IT

BUT I DO IT ANYWAY. 
ITS LIKE STUDYING.

godisohateit

dont ask why i still continue to i have not a clue

BUT TODAY WAS VERY STRESSING

BUT THEN ITS OKAY
bad things happen and after i put all you suckers through my whinging i feel so much better.

when i got home i went jogging because i felt down and then climbed up 50 flights of stairs. and jogged/walked/ran home.

felt really good. exercise usually makes me happy but its so friggin hard to MAKE ME EXERCISE

IM FAT NOW OFFICIALLY SO MUST EXERCISE

(IMNOTFATJUSTJOKING)

its more like i gained back the muscle weight i lost when i stopped exercising, but this time its fat weight. not good because most of my muscle is gone and so is my stamina, SO MUST START NOW

i dont want to blog here anymore
people from my school know about it
young, impressionable people

GO AWAY KIDDIES
I WANT TO SWEAR ON MY BLOG WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY

***&@*@($@!@$()!@@($#)@($

I friggin like high HDBs because they usually have the staircase open air and i live near the sea (although here, everyone lives near the sea) so the sea wind ten floors up is bloody nice.

and its also nice because if i actually sprout wings one day i can go practice flying by jumping off the HDB into the sea winds

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Sunday, July 06, 2008
and i was like

HA-FUCKING-ZZAH

I'M BACK

ok fireworks and confetti asides

LATELY
IVE BEEN THINKING

yeah, i know i think too much and a lot so the above statement isnt really revelant to those who can tell im actually thinking when i stare into blank space instead of stoning though i do that too

i think im getting all peer pressury.

NEARLY EVERYONE I KNOW IS GETTING HOOKED UP AND ITS FREAKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME

i mean this chick i know pretty well just hooked up with a guy and omfg she seems pretty friggin happy

god knows it took forever

BUT THE POINT IS DEARIES
im feeling the pressure.
realllllyyy feeling it.

someone whack me on the head so my brain gears persuade me into being asexual which will prolly make my life so much easier


THEN I CAN CLONE MYSELF
OMG
THINK ABOUT IT

AN ARMY OF MEEEEEEEES
it would be awesome and if you are thinking it would not be awesome then you are not awesome and/or on crack

rock on

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Friday, June 20, 2008
IM AMAZING, I KNOW

WOW LIZ
YOU UPDATED WITHIN TWO WEEKS
yeah. i know.

shiiiit.
hw has not been done because im so undisciplined. should really work on fixing that.

SO I AM SCREWED HAHA
its okay!

MY BIRTHDAY IS THIS SUNDAY HELL YES
Im excited, hur.

anyway
i realised
im not very good at being social

someone 
anyone
HELP ME ON THAT
IM BEGGIN YA

(usually ill mount some spiel on some random shit
but really i dont have any random shit to throw on you guys right now
wait a sec
my mind gets filled with random shit rather fast)

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Friday, June 13, 2008
on the subject of closet

I HAS SOMETHING TO SAY WHICH INVOLVES SOMETHING ON COMING OUT OF A SOMETHING'S CLOSET

(no i am not secretly homosexual)
(sorry to dissapoint ;0)

i like playing TF2. i like command and conquer to a lesser extent. i have the whole halflife series and portal and COD and Battlefield on the gaming com (YES MY HOUSE HAS A GAMING COM) even though i don't play em. i like bioshock even though i'd be too freaked to play it though i love watching other people play it AND I KNOW WHAT SPORE IS

AND I CANT WAIT FOR IT TO BE RELEASED
i know the LAZER BLARGH joke.
i know lolzcatz
i know what FTW stands for.
i know 4784554fiftymonkey variations for the insult noob.
i actually have said lol.

WHEN YOU KNOWS AS MUCH AS THE ABOVE (and above should be longer i just can't remember) YOU ARE A GEEK

AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD
WE SHOULD MAKE INTERNETZ KINGDOMEZ
AND IT SHALL BE OURS

GEEK PRIDE.

AND for all of those people
who r liek
omfg
geek
loser hahaz

WHEN GEEKINESS IS IN FASHION BY SOME CLOSET GEEK FASHION BIGWIG AND THERE IS A COLOGNE/STINKY CONCOCTION NAMED GEEKETTE BY SOME FAMOUS BRAND

I WILL LAUGH AT YOU

HAHA
WHILE WEARING MY STINKY CONCOCTION WHICH IS FASHIONABLY ODIOUS


so take it and stuff it in your vent so your CPU overheats and dies


(on a PS note, i was talking to MeiZhi on the phone and she was ranting and i was fiddling with my toes and i realised i could put my big toe and my index toe together, my middle toe alone, and the last two together.)

(i can give the bird)


(with my foot)

and if that aint a sign of bitchmastery i really dunno what is

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
JOYTOTHEWORRRRLLLDDD*is shot*

..
i had something to say here, honestly, i did.
...

*checking inventory*
*status report: either is totally empty or brain is being a bitch*

AH HA
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
TAKE THAT!

...shit.
OK. UM. Sunday was uneventful with the exception of one bigheaded toot, monday i did..uh..nothing. TUESDAY OH BOY

Does anyone get this feeling? (no not the disgustingly effective feeling of pseudo adolescent love or angst which btw both suck)

THAT FEELING
When you sit down or lie down (i never sit on my couch. never have, i always lie down on it a lot) and then get up and

OH FCUK
YOURE DIZZY LIEK DRUGZ

yeah. not too long ago, think 20 minutes, i got up from my couch and got that familiar feeling where i get dizzy and my body wobbles and i cant think too straight. I grabbed onto a cupboard, then a chair and then fell down straight, limbs akimbo *in this context meaning i have no idea what they were like but hell to me if i said they were normally positioned* and the chair over me and something clanging to the ground which turned out to be this indian metal thing full of oil which smelt like sweet burned dairy products.

might of been ghee or something, ew. anyway, so i lie there on the ground thinking shit, why are my tiles so damn cold and thinking, what? what just happened?

so yeah. occasionally i get that feeling when i get up and its caused me to fall once before. it happened again after that but not as strongly. might have to do with my slightly low blood pressure, i dunno.

someone tell me they know whats wrong T_T
SO AFTER THIS LENGTHY LIGAMENT OF BODILY AILS

HERE COMES THE VANITY

i recently was told i had..uh..
how to say
THIGHS
OF THE BIG, MUSCLEY KIND.

yeah. i know.
if you haven't noticed my THUNDERTHIGHStmcopyrighted you might be blind, in which case i'd poke you and run away.

joking.
or not, you decide

but yeah, i guess im glad it came from a certain person cuz that way i took it easier and believed it. apparently my thighs are so big they make people say omg, her thighs are like.. when i go to the toilet.

i think im going to stop wearing shorts, srsly. but im not really sure why i have such bulky (read, big and muscular) thighs.

  DEFINITE REASONS PROBABLY HOPEFULLY:
1.GENES
2.TAEKWONDO SINCE I WAS 12.

taekwondo..
oh, my hated attraction.

Its not that i am crazy about it. It doesnt really teach me how to fight, because of lack of application, but i enjoy doing it when im not feeling lazy cuz it makes me feel good.

but i suppose lots of kicking weekly for three years tends to make ones thighs as a preteen grow rather big.

ugh, if they help me kick harder -which i am not really sure they do which would suck cuz whats the point of big thighs if they dont give a stronger kick, shiiit!- they why not, yanno? its not like my thighs are made of fat, on the contrary as i have said, they are mostly muscle.

(jezuz christ, now that i think on it, ive been doing it for quite a while. its helped me a lot physically and mentally)

OTHER REASON IS GENES.
OH GENES.
I HATE/LOVE YOU SO

for one, my genes are the reason i have zitz, no joke
two, they are responsible for my shortness/tallness
three BOTH MY PARENTS HAVE BIG JUICEH THIGHS SO I GET THEM TOO
OH JOY
(as a kid i was a stick thigh arms legs thing, D: ) 

but there isnt much point in bitching about them, because thats the way i am

(man, that sounded so much better in that selfconfidence thing in the magazine)

toodles...
you thinthighed bitchez

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Sunday, May 25, 2008
HI GUYZ LIEK HAI

I AM GOING TO ADMIT IT NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH
I LIKED LEGOLAS blond, pretty, first girly crush which lasted forever and now that i think about it makes me feel like a lesbian
I LIKE SUSHI kappa maki. and really fresh salmon sashimi. and i eat inari very strangely.
I LIKE DURIANS sniiiiiff sniiiiiif sniiiiiif mmmm.
I LIKE DRESSING UP IN CRAZY COSTUMES FOR STAGE BECAUSE I HAVE A EXHIBITIONIST STREAK though i think most actors do
AND I OCCASIONALLY PLAY NEOPETS WHEN I AM IN ENNUI and have fun in the stock market

eat it, betches.

Ahaha. Looootsa stuff has happened this week
It is kinda whack. Yeah. Made some new buddies (HI YOU NUTSO RI PEOPLE) because i'm trying to improve my social skills because they are pretty awful so i try to make new friends.

yes, i know it sounds like im in kindergarten but stfu 
um.
what else.
uh..

(shutupandlemmethink)

OH GOD YEAR ONE CAMP WAS EXHAUSTING
they don't ever shuuuuuttttt uppppppppp
at one am in the morning, people are talking like crazy and i cant sleep
and it was horrible. on the last night i was going insane, i couldnt sleep until two and i was wandering around and drunk hot milo from vending machine and i stoned and acted like the freak i was and generally was a bad example to the brats.

wont happen again, im sorry conscience.
and yes, i call them brats. as one of the oldest kids in school I HAVE THAT RIGHT
BITE ME
YEAHHH

and the food..haha, the food...
think hotel reception..
what kinda awesome camp was that...

not all of em were squeaking (they all squeak, ok not all, but gahd they squeak. all high pitchy and the boys, most of their voices haven't broken yet, its pretty amushing...but not when youre dead tired) but oh gah they need to learn the value of consideration.

theyre all good kids, all likable, and some of them are socially awkward in the exact same way i was...
its like looking in a friggin mirror no joke srsly.

AND IM MAKING IT A MUST TO GO ON MSN MORE OFTEN.
people think im dead

...
*does zombie walk*

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Saturday, May 17, 2008
OHFUG

DEAR KENNETH:
YOU CAN'T GET ME IN OBS CUZ I'M NOT GOING TO OBS
HA. (ankle won't be able to take it)

i like arguing with guys like you, it is so easy to piss you off bahahaha 

Well. I am so borOHHOLYFUG THERESSOMETHING UPMYNOSE AHAHAHAH GEDDITOUT AHHH
..
gah, it was my hair. 
GEEZ HAIR. I TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING AND THEN YOU DECIDE TO HAVE A NICE VACATION UP MY NOSTRIL.

what, you think my nose is holiday hacienda issit

ANYWAYzomfgimhyper

i think after this, as in, after this, im going to grab my script (details later) and my creative writing portfolio, some green tea then stone outside the front porch with the gate lights.

oh yes.
a script.
I fully blame Bevin Ng FOR GETTING ME INTO A MESS WITH A SCRIPT
i had to take over a part for her cuz she had to go obs.
and im thinking, how the hell do i do this to myself.
i dont actually do anything.

last year? got involved in nearly every damned theatre project there was by nearly chance, except for syf

yessss, i did.
its not so bad, at least i'll get more experience, experience is necassary, oh yes.

BUT STILL HOW DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF :0

(if the above ranting did not make any sense, i am venting my confusion at managing to get dragged into a lot of things and have concluded it is fate and probably for the best)

huzzah.
i go drink green tea and stone now bye

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